I don't want to make huge generalizations, but TALL PEOPLE ARE STUPID.
If you ever want to know where a tall jerk is located, look RIGHT IN FRONT OF WHEREVER I AM. At EVERY football game there is, without fail, some tall idiot person standing right in front of me, a very short person. I can't even say how many times I've missed the end or the entirety of a big play in a football game cause some tall jerk was standing in front of me, completely blocking my view. It is not fair! All tall jerks should have to be behind me! They are tall- they can EASILY see over me. There needs to be a rule- Tall people to the back of the stadium/theater/wherever, just get out of my way cause you're blocking my view, jerk!
I thought this only happened at sporting events. I was wrong.
I'm in class right now, in a big lecture room with plenty of open seats. I'm seated at the back because I have to leave class early for work. When I sat down, before class started, I had a perfect view of the professor's slideshow at the front of the room. SOME TALL JERK CAME IN LATE AND SAT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME. Of all of the open seats in the entire room, he sat down right in front of me. And his stupid head is completely blocking my view of the screen. So I lean to one side to try and see, but then he leans over and blocks my view again, so then i lean the other way- you see where this is going?- HE MOVES THAT WAY TOO.
Not fair.
So to all of you tall people out there, good for you, you can play basketball and reach the top shelf, you can also GET THE HECK OUT OF MY WAY. YOUR BIG DUMB TALL HEAD IS BLOCKING MY VIEW.
